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All the best for 2010 everybody!!
Don't miss this.... the Internet is not a risk-less place to visit. There are no problems if you wear the proper protection. Make sure you have a virus-scanner installed, and always have your operating system updated with the latest updates! Go to The Hun's Gazette to find all info you need to fix virus-problems or spyware problems. Safe Hunning!T-shirts are still available!! Shock the neighborhood with the yellow or black shirts (and start making up a good answer to people that ask "what's that on your shirt") ;-)... On http://store.thehun.net you can find the latest, black T-shirts (click on the 'hun-stuff' tab on the left of that page). I like the design a lot. The 'old' long-sleeves and caps are still available of course. There are also movie titles added.
If you have a joke or a good story to share please mail it to me!
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
Did you miss a joke? Check http://www.amazingjokes.com. There's a joke there from the archive every day and a search-engine to find the jokes you couldn't remember ;-)
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You made it this far! You must be an avid Hunner then. For that you must be rewarded. We offer this little test-drive of something that we've been working on. Many people asked for a search-engine. So we gave them a search-engine. Type in your favorite subject and click 'search'. After that you can select keywords to go through the past years on the Yellow Pages... But why read all this. Try it out and let us know what you think. Who knows, one of these days this search engine will be on top of the Yellow Pages for everybody to enjoy.!!
Bare with us though, this is still work in progress!
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